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Mighty glad to see  you’ve joined the black. I’m so happy you are here, you don’t even know the half of it!

As you can see our numbers have dwindled beyond record, and we must go beyond the Wall again.

Not only will you be a fine Night’s Watch, one thing I definitely know is I can outrun you!

(solemnly shakes hand 'thank you for the fave')

Thank you for opening an Iron Banks account.  If anything should happen to you, may whomever gods you worship forbid, the account in its’ entirety would come under our ownership.  Thank you for the fave too.  Please take this puffer fish as a token of our appreciation.  They are quite expensive and, I hear,  delicious to eat.  Please let me know how you enjoyed it.

My good compatriot.  I understand the throne rightfully belongs to you but it is going to take much more than my friendship to aid you in your godly right.  However, I do want to thank you for your fave.

Oh no, do I owe you money too? How much? A million! 
Well a Lannister always pays his debt. 
I'll deposit it all into a personal account of yours in the Lannister bank. 
We do charge a 10% fee every year and you just need my permission to make a withdrawal.
You can ask anytime and the answer will always be a 'no'. 
Let's toast! 
You know, this bottle of wine is coming out of your account. 
Would you like some wine and cheese? 
It's just another $100 extra. 
Thanks for favin me. (Tyrion Lannister)